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Thursday, May 19, 2011

A conversation between a Soldier and Software Engineer in Shatabdhi Train .........An interesting and a must read!

  

Vivek Pradhan was not a happy man. Even the plush comfort of the air-conditioned compartment of the Shatabdhi express could not cool his frayed nerves. He was the Project Manager and still not entitled to air travel. It was not the prestige he sought; he had tried to reason with the admin person, it was the savings in time. As PM, he had so many things to do!!     He opened his case and took out the laptop, determined to put the time to some good use.     "Are you from the software industry sir," the man beside him was staring appreciatively at the laptop. Vivek glanced briefly and mumbled in affirmation, handling the laptop now with exaggerated care and importance as if it were an expensive car.     "You people have brought so much advancement to the country, Sir. Today everything is getting computerized. "     "Thanks," smiled Vivek, turning around to give the man a look. He always found it difficult to resist appreciation. The man was young and stockily built like a sportsman. He looked simple and strangely out of place in that little lap of luxury like a small town boy in a prep school. He probably was a railway sportsman making the most of his free traveling pass.     "You people always amaze me," the man continued, "You sit in an office and write something on a computer and it does so many big things outside."     Vivek smiled deprecatingly. Naive ness demanded reasoning not anger. "It is not as simple as that my friend. It is not just a question of writing a few lines. There is a lot of process that goes behind it."     For a moment, he was tempted to explain the entire Software Development Lifecycle but restrained himself to a single statement. "It is complex, very complex."     "It has to be. No wonder you people are so highly paid," came the reply.     This was not turning out as Vivek had thought. A hint of belligerence crept into his so far affable, persuasive tone. "     Everyone just sees the money. No one sees the amount of hard work we have to put in. Indians have such a narrow concept of hard work. Just because we sit in an air-conditioned office, does not mean our brows do not sweat. You exercise the muscle; we exercise the mind and believe me that is no less taxing."     He could see, he had the man where he wanted, and it was time to drive home the point.     "Let me give you an example. Take this train. The entire railway reservation system is computerized. You can book a train ticket between any two stations from any of the hundreds of computerized booking centers across the country.     Thousands of transactions accessing a single database, at a time concurrently; data integrity, locking, data security. Do you understand the complexity in designing and coding such a system?"     The man was awestruck; quite like a child at a planetarium. This was something big and beyond his imagination.     "You design and code such things."     "I used to," Vivek paused for effect, "but now I am the Project Manager."     "Oh!" sighed the man, as if the storm had passed over,     "So your life is easy now."     This was like the last straw for Vivek. He retorted, "Oh come on, does life ever get easy as you go up the ladder. Responsibility only brings more work.     Design and coding! That is the easier part. Now I do not do it, but I am responsible for it and believe me, that is far more stressful. My job is to get the work done in time and with the highest quality.     To tell you about the pressures, there is the customer at one end, always changing his requirements, the user at the other, wanting something else, and your boss, always expecting you to have finished it yesterday."     Vivek paused in his diatribe, his belligerence fading with self-realization. What he had said, was not merely the outburst of a wronged man, it was the truth. And one need not get angry while defending the truth.     "My friend," he concluded triumphantly, "you don't know what it is to be in the Line of Fire" .     The man sat back in his chair, his eyes closed as if in realization. When he spoke after sometime, it was with a calm certainty that surprised Vivek.     "I know sir.... I know what it is to be in the Line of Fire......."   He was staring blankly, as if no passenger, no train existed, just a vast expanse of time.     "There were 30 of us when we were ordered to capture Point 4875 in the cover of the night.     The enemy was firing from the top.     There was no knowing where the next bullet was going to come from and for whom.     In the morning when we finally hoisted the tricolour at the top only 4 of us were alive."     "You are a...?"     "I am Subedar Sushant from the 13 J&K Rifles on duty at Peak 4875 in Kargil. They tell me I have completed my term and can opt for a soft assignment.     But, tell me sir, can one give up duty just because it makes life easier.     On the dawn of that capture, one of my colleagues lay injured in the snow, open to enemy fire while we were hiding behind a bunker.     It was my job to go and fetch that soldier to safety. But my captain sahib refused me permission and went ahead himself.     He said that the first pledge he had taken as a Gentleman Cadet was to put the safety and welfare of the nation foremost followed by the safety and welfare of the men he commanded... ....his own personal safety came last, always and every time."     "He was killed as he shielded and brought that injured soldier into the bunker. Every morning thereafter, as we stood guard, I could see him taking all those bullets, which were actually meant for me. I know sir....I know, what it is to be in the Line of Fire."     Vivek looked at him in disbelief not sure of how to respond. Abruptly, he switched off the laptop.     It seemed trivial, even insulting to edit a Word document in the presence of a man for whom valor and duty was a daily part of life; valour and sense of duty which he had so far attributed only to epical heroes.     The train slowed down as it pulled into the station, and Subedar Sushant picked up his bags to alight.     "It was nice meeting you sir."     Vivek fumbled with the handshake.     This hand... had climbed mountains, pressed the trigger, and hoisted the tricolour. Suddenly, as if by impulse, he stood up at attention and his right hand went up in an impromptu salute.     It was the least he felt he could do for the country.    

PS:- The incident he narrated during the capture of Peak 4875 is a true-life incident during the Kargil war. Capt. Batra sacrificed his life while trying to save one of the men he commanded, as victory was within sight. For this and various other acts of bravery, he was awarded the Param Vir Chakra, the nation's highest military award.  

Amazing 100 Facts


  1. 1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.
  2. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
  3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
  4. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.
  5. 123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.
  6. 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.
  7. 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.
  8. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "A meaningless existential hell."
  9. 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.
  10. 5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.
  11. 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year.
  12. 7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.
  13. 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.
  14. 99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.
  15. A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.
  16. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
  17. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.
  18. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.
  19. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
  20. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
  21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.
  22. A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.
  23. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.
  24. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
  25. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
  26. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there.
  27. A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
  28. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.
  29. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
  30. A jellyfish is 95 percent water.
  31. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
  32. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.
  33. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.
  34. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years. Wow.
  35. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.
  36. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.
  37. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  38. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
  39. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.
  40. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
  41. A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.
  42. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.
  43. A skunk can spray its stinky scent more than 10 feet.
  44. A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.
  45. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!
  46. A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the background -- when they say "walla-walla" it looks like they are actually talking.
  47. A whale's penis is called a dork.
  48. About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.
  49. About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]
  50. According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.
  51. Actor Tommy Lee Jones and former vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.
  52. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
  53. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
  54. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
  55. All porcupines float in water.
  56. Almonds are a member of the peach family.
  57. Almost a quarter of the land area of Los Angeles is taken up by automobiles.
  58. America once issued a 5-cent bill.
  59. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.
  60. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.
  61. An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.
  62. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.
  63. An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.
  64. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
  65. Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.
  66. Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.
  67. Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
  68. Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."
  69. Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.
  70. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
  71. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.
  72. Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.
  73. Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.
  74. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
  75. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
  76. Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.
  77. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.
  78. Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.
  79. Bubble gum contains rubber.
  80. Camel's milk does not curdle.
  81. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
  82. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".
  83. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
  84. Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten.
  85. Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.
  86. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
  87. Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
  88. Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.
  89. Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.
  90. David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
  91. Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
  92. Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.
  93. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.
  94. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
  95. Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth... and whose shame created the expression for ignominy, "His name is Mudd."
  96. Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."
  97. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
  98. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
  99. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.
  100. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Royal Wedding 2011: Can this marriage be saved?


William and Kate: Will history be repeated?

Of course I want Prince William and Kate Middleton to live happily ever after. I'm an ardent romance book worm, and having a hero and heroine overcome impossible odds and continue to love, truly, madly, deeply,forever.
Beyond a question, these two face daunting odds. The royal family's marital track record would make any romantic's heart sink. Prince Charles and Diana. Prince Andrew and Sarah. Prince Margaret and Anthony Armstrong-Jones. Princess Anne and Captain Phillips. They looked so promising in the beginning. And then things went so terribly wrong.
Funny thing is, compared to their ancestors, these were quite civilized marital breakdowns. You see, infidelity, nasty divorces and the airing of dirty linens feature extensively in the royal family's history.
Cheatin' hearts? We could start with the first Henry, back in the 11th century. He wasn't by any means the first philandering royal (playing around was expected of manly men). But with more than 20 acknowledged illegitimate children, he might have been the most prolific. 
Hostile wives? The 12th century's Eleanor of Aquitaine incited her sons to rebel against King Henry II, and he put her under house arrest for 15 years. In the 13th century, when Edward II's wife Isabella was sent to France to negotiate a peace treaty, she got herself a lover, with whom she invaded England. She took the throne from Edward and had him imprisoned. He conveniently died shortly thereafter. Of natural or unnatural causes? To this day, no one's sure.
There's Henry VIII and his six wives. Charles II and his dozen illegitimate children. The history books are filled with examples. But the one who gets my vote for Worst Marriage Ever is George IV, of Jane Austen's time. Not because his wife tried to depose or kill him, but because their conflict, like Prince Charles and Diana's, played out in the media of the day: the scandal sheets and cartoons in print shop windows. These make our modern-day paparazzi and tabloids seem prim. And those recorded phone conversations and television interviews of the 1990s? Tame stuff compared to the stories that went around -- with brutally explicit illustrations -- in the 1790s and early 1800s.
George was still Prince of Wales when he first met Princess Caroline of Brunswick, three days before the wedding. It couldn't have been a worse match. The princess chosen for one of Europe's most fastidious dandies wasn't merely dumpy, clumsy and crass; she rarely washed or changed her underwear. She disgusted him and he wouldn't (or couldn't) hide it. She reacted by telling people he was fat and not nearly as good-looking as his portraits. During the wedding ceremony, he actually got up from his kneeling and started to leave. His father (the King) made him go back. Practically from the moment they met, the Prince and Caroline were bad-mouthing each other to their friends, who told their friends, who told their friends.
She said he spent most of the wedding night passed out under the grate. He said she turned his stomach. She claimed he was impotent; he retorted that she'd cried out in the throes of passion, "My God, how big it is!" ("Ah, mon dieu, qu'il est gros!") Within days, everyone knew the marriage was doomed, and the caricatures started appearing in print shop windows.
Even though the monarchy's future depended on their producing offspring, they stopped having sex within days or, at most, a few weeks. Even so, she got pregnant. This didn't bring them closer together. She said that he said the baby wasn't his. After their daughter was born, he wrote a will leaving most of his possessions to his mistress, Mrs. Fitzherbert. To Caroline he left one shilling. The relationship went downhill from there.
In 1817 the daughter died in childbirth. A mad scramble ensued, as his aging brothers, the royal dukes -- who had boatloads of illegitimate kids, but no legal ones -- gave up their mistresses, married young women and tried to make babies. Only one succeeded. He produced the personage we know as Queen Victoria.
She may be one of the true beacons of hope for Prince William and Kate.
The lasting marriages of the royal family often are a result of the parties learning to love or at least tolerate each other. Not so for Victoria. We see her as the grim old lady in black, but that's thegrieving widow, not the wife. Unlike so many of her predecessors, she chose her own husband, and she chose him because she'd fallen in love with him. She went on loving him passionately. They worked together and supported each other.
That's what George IV and Caroline were too spoiled and immature to do.
Being a royal is not all gold carriages and Crown Jewels, and the downside goes well beyond the lack of privacy. Their position is mainly ceremonial. That means dutifully attending many, many ceremonies -- most of which must be dead boring. They have to seem captivated while listening to endless speeches. They have to sit down to eat with casts of thousands. They have to make small talk with perfect strangers from every corner of the globe. And whatever they do and wherever they go, they have to behave with grace and good manners.
It's no easy job. What can make it bearable -- and even fun -- is a partner who adores you and supports you and shares the work. That's what Queen Victoria had.
Prince William and Kate? Let's hope.

Friday, April 22, 2011

Monday, April 11, 2011

PUPPIES FOR SALE-inspirational stories, motivational stories


A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell. He painted a sign advertising the pups and set about Nailing it to a post on the edge of his yard. As he was driving the last nail into the post, he Felt a tug on his overalls. He looked down into the Eyes of a little boy.
Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your puppies."
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat off the back of his neck, "these puppies come from fine parents and cost a good deal of money."
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then reaching deep into his pocket, he pulled out a handful of change and held it up to the farmer. "I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take a look?"
"Sure," said the farmer.
And with that he let out a whistle,"Here,Dolly!" he called.
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran Dolly followed by four little balls of fur. The little boy pressed his face against the chain link fence. His eyes danced with delight.
As the dogs made their way to the fence, the little boy noticed something else stirring inside the doghouse. Slowly another little ball appeared; this One noticeably smaller. Down the ramp it slid. Then in a somewhat awkward manner the little pup began hobbling toward the others, doing its best to catch up....
"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the runt.
The farmer knelt down at the boy's side and said, "Son, you don't want that puppy. He will never be able to run and play with you like these other dogs would."
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence, reached down, and began rolling up one leg of his trousers. In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down both sides of his leg attaching itself To a specially made shoe. Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir, I don't run too well myself, and he will need Someone who understands."
The world is full of people who need someone who understands.

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Funny Story - The World’s Funniest Real Ads

Believe it or not, these ads actually found their way into newspapers all over the world:

  • Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.
  • FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
  • Help wanted, singer for rock band. Must be female or male.
  • For sale, Hope Chest, brand new, half off, long story.
  • Help wanted, adult or mature teenager to baby-sit. One dollar an hour.
  • Lost: small brown poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
  • For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
  • Four-posted bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
  • Wanted: Part-time married girls for soda fountain in sandwich shop.
  • Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
  • Christmas sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to- find person.
  • Wanted, man to take care of cows that does not smoke or drink.
  • Three-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
  • Wanted. Widower with school-age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
  • Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 -- $9 per hour.
  • Our sofa seats the whole mob and it’s made of 100% Italian leather.
  • Full sized mattress. 20 year warranty. Like New. Slight urine smell.
  • Nordic Track $300 hardly used, call Chubby.
  • Joining nudist colony! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
  • Open house body shapers toning salon free coffee and donuts
  • Found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... been out while. Better be reward.
  • Exercise equipment: Queen Size Mattress & Box Springs - $175.
  • ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
  • Free Yorkshire Terrier: 8 years old. Hateful little dog.
  • Free puppies: ½ cocker spaniel, ½ sneaky neighbor’s dog.
  • Free puppies: part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
  • German Shepherd, 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
  • Snow Blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
  • Bill’s Septic Cleaning: “We Haul American-Made Products."
  • Cows, calves never bred…also 1 gay bull for sale.
  • Nice Parachute – Never opened. Used once.
  • Hummels – Largest selection ever. "If it’s in stock, then we have it!"
  • 1 man, 7 women hot tub. $850/offer.
  • Shakespeare’s Pizza. Free chopsticks.
  • Harrisburg Postal Employee Gun Club.
  • Tickle-Me-Elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 Ford Mustang, 5L, Auto, Excellent condition $6800.

Catch a Rabbit


The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.
The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.
The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"